Saturday, March 2, 2019

PLL: The Perfectionists Pilot - 85 Second Recap

Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists
Pilot 
Recap by: Katrina

Hello my readers and welcome to a very special blog post! Why is it special, you might ask? Because FreeForm has released the first EIGHTY FIVE SECONDS of the PLL:P premiere!!! Are you ready? I know I am! Let's get to it!


Ava: Welcome to Beacon Heights University. Where excellence is not an option, it's a requirement. 

As Ava speaks, shots of the school are shown and you can immediately tell this is one of the top schools in the fucking state of Oregon(something Ava touches on soon). We quickly go to the Music Hall where Dylan's parents are exiting while their son plays his intense fucking cello music. 

Mrs. Walker: Don't stay up too late.
Mr. Walker: He's gonna be in there all night.



Can we take a minute to focus on Dylan's facial expressions as he's playing his cello? This is fucking intense, and it's almost a little intimidating. How hard does this dude work? And he's not even a bit flinched when he realizes his finger is fucking bleeding because he practically dug his fucking finger into the strings of the cello. Jesus Christ, dude. 

Ava: Ranked as one of the most challenging schools in the U.S., student's here are the best and the brightest. 


Ava: If you thought getting in was hard, keeping up is even harder.

Across the Campus, Caitlin is ready to fucking drop dead of a heart attack... I'm not even kidding, this girl has fucking sweat pouring down ALL OVER HER! Maybe we can think of something and take Dylan's intensity and Caitlin's sweat and forge it into something unbreakable... or something. 

After Caitlin floods the entrance of Ava's dorm with her sweat, we see Ava trying her hardest to draw designs of clothes for her class and it's sadly not going so well. Don't you just fucking hate it when you're writing or coloring and the lead fucking snaps? 


Ava: At BHU we'll do whatever we can to stay on top. We thrive under pressure, and strive for perfection. But no one's perfect. And the pressure is building to a breaking point. 

After Ava's lead snaps, she ends up ripping up all her designs! UMM... I hope that wasn't for homework, Ava! Why the fuck would you rip up your homework for a design class because the lead snapped? Oh yeah, this is called Perfectionists, right? If this is a taste of the setting of this fucking show, then I have a feeling Ava, Dylan and Caitlin are gonna have so much fucking angst... God, I can see it all now. 


The next few scenes are of the dead body(Gee, I wonder who gets killed...?) and the crime scene. Cops are flying everywhere, EMT's are rushing all over the place, the ambulance is getting ready to take the dead body to the lab for special testings... After the EMT zips up the body bag, which we TOOOOOTALLY have no idea who's in it... 

Ava: And somebody is about to snap. And kill. 

End Scene. 

What a great way to start the month of March, right guys?! We're soooo close and I can finally taste the deliciousness of this show! Can't wait to see Mona and Ali come to Beacon Heights!

Peace + Love

Katrina