So I slacked... I'm sorry guys, I've been a little busy with some other things, but I'm back for you with these new promos! Let's start with the smaller ones before diving into the longer promos!
ANSWER ME!
Let's begin with this interesting 15 second promo... We start out with Alison styling some glasses, which looks really good on her! She tells Mona she wants to leave the mean girl she was behind her and Mona responds, "When did you become such a wuss?" Then BITCH SLAP!!! So THAT'S why Alison slapped Mona across the face! It was to prove that Alison still had her Queen Bitch inside her soul. Glad to see you back, Queen Alison! And does it look like Mona actually LIKED the fact that Alison slapped her? Did she miss Queen Alison as much as we did?
Alison: This isn't Rosewood.
Mona: But it might be just as bad!
As they show clips of Alison spying on the crime scene(something we'll get into with the next promo) the scene flashes to Mona inside a wall, and it appears she's talking to someone. So the mirror is two ways?
Mona: Was this our fault?
First of all... Why would whatever is happening is Beacon Heights be Ali and Mona's fault for something that happened across the fucking country? Is this a way for Alison and Mona to lead into the investigation of -REDACTED- murder? I don't really understand what the fuck is going on, but let's get into the next promo...
NOWHERE TO HIDE....
A few flashes of Alison and some students at BHU before we go to Mona and Claire talking about the security systems...
Mona: That's Beacon Guard, the school security system.
Flash to the Perfectionists in the woods opening the back of the car...
Caitlin: What if someone sees us?
Flash to Claire asking for active surveillance on BH5 then another flash to fucking Nolan spying on the Perfectionists from the roof... like really dude? Can you be any less creepy? Then another flash to the crime scene! The EMT's are getting the body off the fence when Alison and Mona looks on, "He's dead..." Mona says looking absolutely fucking terrified!
A flash to the Perfectionists and Caitlin is getting paranoid asking if they were really going to act like the conversation in the woods(The one where she admits she's thought about killing Nolan in so many ways...) never happened. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO IN THE WOODS AND DISCUSSED IT CAITLIN??? Like REALLY?!
More flashes to the Perfectionists in the church, then Dylan's creeping around somewhere when in his voice over, he states everyone is a suspect at B.H.U. Oh my Lanta, really?? I didn't know this...(Yes, I did).
Mona: It was a Beacon Guard black out...
Mona says this to Alison in the church, so the security cameras just happened to go out at the right time when someone murdered Nolan? Um... that's kinda worrisome! Flashes to Caitlin when she talks about someone(I think Alison) questioning her about whatever they were talking about, but Caitlin is all paranoid and goes, "I denied it but... but she knows!!" Caitlin, you clearly haven't read about Alison in the papers...
Then we flash to the Perfectionists breaking and entering when Claire tells someone they're clearly paranoid(Yeah like the rest of the fucking town, Claire...) more flashes of scenes we've seen in past promo's when Alison looks up at a camera and terrified says, "Hello??"
Unfortunately, the promo where Alison thinks someones framing her isn't up on YT yet, but when it does, I'll have another blog post coming your ways!
Still though... these promo's are fucking LIT AS FUCK!!
Peace + Love,
Katrina
PS: I so can't wait to start recapping these episodes!!
